What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How has your life changed since starting college?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”